Everyday Life, Sarcasm & Self-Care Jokes
Laughing About Disability
Living with a disability or disorder means facing daily challenges—big and small. I’ve learned to turn some of mine into laughter, through jokes about everyday life, sarcasm, and self-care.
Before you dive in, ask yourself: Is it okay to laugh about disability?
Absolutely—when it’s your own story. Humour heals, connects, and empowers, but never at someone else’s expense.
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If you want to use the jokes, please follow me on social media. Here we go…
Everyday Life, Sarcasm & Self-Care Jokes
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My body runs on caffeine, sarcasm, and prescriptions.
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Someone looked at me and my wheelchair and said, “You’re so brave.” I was ordering a coffee.
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My wheelchair doesn’t define me. However, it does allow me to park closer to the shops.
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A wheelchair is just BYO furniture. I bring my own seat everywhere I go.
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My chair only takes 3 seconds to go from zero to “sorry about your toes”.
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My wheelchair came with a horn. I upgraded it to the Ice Cream Van tune to attract kids and watch the disappointment on their faces.
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I don’t have a step counter. I have a bump counter.
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My wheelchair has Bluetooth. However, my chair only connects to furniture and walls in my house.
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Walkers think wheelchairs are sexy. At least, that’s what drunk women tell me when they sit on my lap at parties.
Conclusion to Everyday Life, Sarcasm & Self-Care Jokes
Some of my best jokes are born on the toughest days. When pain feels heavy, humour lifts me. Laughter doesn’t fix everything—but it sure helps me roll through it.
If any joke made you smile, please share it! Follow me at @WheelieJD, and drop a comment—I’d love to know your favourite!
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